hot mommas...and other anomalies

so i achieved success. christina said that henry said that my "hot mommas" story was sufficiently funny. i had to make this strange effort to consciously be funny. it was hard. but i did it. why? because henry is sick and some weird old guy said once that laughter in the best medicine. sounds like something mr. lee would say. except he would write it on the board and make sure to put a period at the end, since one can't be caught without proper punctuation. but he'd make sure to underline it multiple times or circle it or something for emphasis while he was lecturing about it. and he'd make sure to ask henry's opinion on the topic, since henry has seniority. and it would somehow be linked to dating, or how mr. lee met mrs. lee, or how mr. lee has only one friend. since, after approximately 8 months of sitting in a habitually cold room, and at a tiny desk in a big chair for three of those months, i have learned that every single thing in this universe is somehow, whether it is in a positive or adverse way, related to how mr. lee met his wife. i used to think that everything could be better explained by raising one's volume level and injecting swear words (i.e. Mr. Tessen), but alas, in my junior year i have learned better. when i was even more naive, i thought that one's jokes really DID get funnier if one laughed emphatically at them oneself, but alas, Mr. Bray's theory of humor has proven a little bit hastily conceived. but i still find myself converted to Ms. Mili's school of thought: regardless of what anyone has done to you, paying no mind to your relationship to that person, ignoring their gender, that person can always be referred to as henry's sister's favorite word. because that is the word of the week. and its constant use will only do positive things for the betterment of mankind. why? because ms. mili is the possessor of all wisdom in this world. mr. lee thinks he is, and for concern for his personal well-being, we allow him to think that, we encourage him even. but the truth? it's ms. mili.
doubt not. fear not. there's a dunkin' doughnuts guy out there for everyone.