Sunday, March 25, 2007

meat monstrosities and unskinned potatoes


okay, i'm really trying here. trying to do what, you might ask? trying NOT to be a brat. but seriously! okay. here's the situation. we're having the most disgusting thing for dinner. it's pretty bad. it's wayyyyy up at the top of my "gross things" list. it might even be at the top. it's nasty. are you ready?

chicken fried steak.

even the TITLE sounds gross!!!!!! seriously. and now i have to eat it. if you know me (taylor's cue), you should know that this is NOT my kind of meal. first, it's FRIED. second, it's two flipping meats combined into one. is that not the nastiest thing you've ever heard?! and third, it's FRIED. seriously. i think that merits being on the list twice. TOTALLY nasty.

but my mom is making it, and i love her, so i'm gonna go in to the kitchen now and ask her if there's anything i can do to help. she even offered to leave the skins on the potatoes to make it a healthier meal after i was stunned into nasty silence after being informed of what we are having tonight. okay, good try, mom, but not really helping. but i still love her, so i will eat that meal and i will eat it with zeal, even if it clogs my arteries until my 83rd birthday.

yech.

the gym better be open tomorrow. maybe if i go within 12 hours of eating the aforementioned scary thing, it won't have settled into my body. :D

a girl's always gotta have a backup plan, right?

2 comments:

taylor elaine said...

hey, i'm impressed...really i am.
two thumbs way up!
;)
have fun at the gym, my little work-out-obsessed friend. ok maybe i am just bitter because i should go with you but my lack of willingness to get un-lazy is holding me back...i'm not sure.
heehee

wad said...

chicken fried steak?

that actually sounds pretty good. meh. you're making me hungry ;p