Saturday, March 10, 2007

JT+cynicism= hallelujah for firefox spellcheck


you might as well disregard the post about hot glue. it was indeed philosophical, prophetic, beautiful, and deep, among other things, but has now proven to be complete and total garbage following one serious event:
the planting of the butt of han sol's boyfriend on top of the keep of our castle. the keep onto which i had meticulously installed a working drawbridge.
but you know what? that's okay. why, you ask?
because the demented-tiny-refrigerator mold attacked the rest of our castle and turned the graham cracker construction to bendy, soggy squares of mush.
our castle didn't love us enough, so it decomposed. story of my life.

'( depressed cyclops

have you ever invested a really big part of your life into something? have you ever anticipated it with so much fervor that you felt it you might actually explode if it ever really happened? i was like that about something for a long time, and all but too recently it happened. and you know what? it sucked. so keep your hopes low. guard your heart. and gird your loins, as the guy from devil wears prada would say. and get yourself some kick-butt bangs like taylor smith, because you never know when your anticipation might end up proving to be one big waste of time.

o( cynical cyclops (complete with deep, brooding glare that accompanies a glorified suckfest)

curious as to what a suckfest is? if you're henry chan, i'm pretty sure it's not what you're thinking it is right now, henry. go get a ladder and climb your mind out of the gutter.

.D

and put those two fingers down--before you no longer have them. (!!!)

3 comments:

taylor elaine said...

wow! you said my whole name in a post! that rocks!! thanks caroline lochabay!
::taylor smith::

wad said...

hey! i didn't think about it at all until i read that one line! you've got your mind in the gutter, my friend .p

\/ ;)

taylor elaine said...

ps: this "green" we're talking about...are we talking like 2 years ago?
pps: sorry for being so ppmsy today
;)
::tay::