a "complicated" philosophy

happiness would abound if we just spoke our minds like avril lavinge. seriously, that girl makes a few really good points. e.g.:

"Hey! Hey! You! You!
I don’t like your girlfriend!
No way! No way!
I think you need a new one
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I could be your girlfriend"

what can we gather from avril's expression of distaste here? i don't like your girlfriend. she's trashy. i'm better. c'mon, man. take a hint. for the benefit of those not particularly intellectually inclined, she continues:

"I can see the way, I see the way you look at me
And even when you look away I know you think of me
I know you talk about me all the time again and again
So come over here, tell me what I want to hear
Better yet make your girlfriend disappear
I don’t want to hear you say her name ever again"

if you hadn't already gathered such information, it is my wish that you dump your "stupid" (her words, not mine) girlfriend and come to me, since apparently you know that i know that you know that i know that you like me, so we really should get together owing to the fact that i have previously stated that a) "i don't like your girlfriend", b) "i think you need a new one", and c) "i could be your girlfriend". get a clue, genius.

there's no quality as precious as that of straightforwardness.

amen, avril.

haha ps: the "i" refers to avril, not caroline. :P

mike to dom: "i think we should get together now..."